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| The excellent Mr. Burns | |||||||||||||||||||
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Recently, a wide-bodied figure went to his school dance with his burns shaven dramatically. This figure is known for eating large quantities of pie-like substances really fast. Half a year ago, the elegant Mr. Burns went on a trip to Glasgow (date) with a sting-rae. In order to save time, he often gets his mum to cut his hair and, personally, I think that she does a good job. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Toyland`s reknowned Noddy | |||||||||||||||||||
| Noddy's bell on his hat rings clear for him (mainly each night). He rings his bell due to a desireable young woman who will remain anonymous. This woman has been the subject of his desire for many years despite all the unfavourable odds. It remains hereditory to have a passion for dust and cleaning. | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Locals (General piss-take) | |||||||||||||||||||
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The Quiet village of Skelmorlie Is soon to become even more quiet due to the absence of a highly strung Italien. Kilmacolm - There has been a high request for volountary bell-ringers. Apparantly, some citizens have one ear larger than the other a;lthough there has only been one siting! Houston - A young man has just imported three elves as his pets. On recent sitings, he has been known to look like an elf. He is also devoted to the Houston Hardmen Association!(H.H.A) Beith - A young, scabby scandinavian has recently been involved in fun with Sarah and has fun with her!! Lochwinnoch - A certain Teddy has set up a tyre company - hopefully to take over Michelin. Bridge of Weir - A fish has now ended his relationship with the manager of Manchester United. Kilmacolm (again) - A lettuce (or holly!) eating animal has just changed it`s appetite for the suzanne bush which is apparently tastier. Beith-Apparently people at the age of 12 grow stubble . | ||||||||||||||||||
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